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Welcome to my lairrrr...


This is my site. I hope you enjoy your time here because I think it is a wonderful experience. I LOVE WEB DESIGN more than anything! I hope the passion I put into this shows! I call it my project in the same way the Monster was Frankenstein's.

← THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME LOOKING MY BEST

Here you will get to see the BEST and WORST sides of me, the Webmaster. By best I am referring to the full scope of my awesomeness. By worst I am referring to the full scope of my autism. Now SCROLL.

I will now talk about MYSELF.

You will call me Krait even if you know my real name because I don't know you. There are currently 25 exceptions to this rule (Friend Counter).

I'm a boy, and I'm really good at being one. So good, in fact, that I use the boynouns (he/him), although I'm not very adamant about this.

As you could probably tell upon laying your eyes on the site I am AUTISTIC and very proud about it, downright narcissistic and insufferable. I think we need to find a cure. Not because autism is a disease, but because I am a hazard.

  • My favourite colour is orange.
  • I taught myself English.
  • I pick my nose. In public. I don't give a fuck.
  • I pee in the shower.
  • I read Homestuck twice.
  • I have 11 Scratch accounts.
  • I watch Jreg.
  • I think everyone should be allowed to say retard and faggot.

Also, I am acting like this for the funny. I think I'm a pretty approachable guy. If you want, go ahead and add me on Discord.

Now check out the rest of the site! Have fun! I double dog dare you.

10/1/22

Revamped :D

14/05/22

Oh god it's been a whole month again. Welp. I'm working on a Sonic shrine (maybe I should actually make a page for shrines first but meh). I haven't had time to do a lot of coding though because of finals and stuff. Hopefully I'll have more time in the summer but we'll see.

13/04/22

Hey! So I know it's been a while since I updated... But this past week I've been working on my character page! Most of them are Homestuck OCs, but don't be fooled, I'm not really into Homestuck anymore. I just focus on fansessions if that makes sense, they're my new Homestuck. (I'm not into Vast Error either...) This totally comes off as denial, actually. But seriously I'm not really interested in having a prolonged discussion about Homestuck or Vast Error so I'm sorry for misleading you. ANYWAYS, I'm totally not gonna finish the characters page anytime soon, it'll take a super long time. I'm still messing with how the page looks and I'm not even done writing the first guy's bio. But I'm really confident.

05/04/22

So I'm working on the activity section and I like how it looks, I wasn't originally intending on the Earthbound gif marquee but I guess it's there now. I'm pretty proud of it since I winged it. Now I'm trying to figure out how to make the image open in a new tab on click... it doesn't seem to be working?! I'm pretty sure I have the code right... Oh well. Guess that's something new to learn! Edit: I figured it out!!! This whole time I was using a src attribute instead of href...oops. We all make dumb mistakes I guess.

04/04/22

Good morning wonderful people! I'm adding my friends and mutuals to my "friends" section and hopefully more buttons in the marquees. I gotta say I'm really happy with how my homepage is turning out. I've also been seeing new people following me... hello! I'll be adding you to that section shortly! Welcome and make yourself at home! By the way... I have a button now!!!

03/04/22

I added some gradients to my site since it looked kind of plain... I kind of love it. It looks crappy in the best way. I also added a bunch of buttons, I started at about 1400 and its 2100 now. This morning there were only the "Welcome", "About me" and changelog sections... now there's two marquees with tacky backgrounds and all! Also I'm watching Donnie Darko with my friends... it's pretty... interesting. (I love it.) Kielljoy might post a movie review on it! Please follow him if you haven't already! He's one of my best friends. Klef is another best friend and it's also on Neocities. Once my "friends" section is finished my other friends will get the spotlight too!

01/04/22

Phew! Made major updates to my site today. It finally feels like it's coming together. It should be a national holiday! Technically, it's the second of April now, but since I stayed up and didn't go to sleep... I count it as one day. Welp, I'm probably gonna go to bed now that I mention it... see you soon!

Some friends you can find on the internet: KIELLJOY, KLEF, SKELE, PAGEL, SKID, MIKAH, ALICE, MATI, WORRSKI, KENT, THEO, SELIN, LUCAS, TOTE :D
KielljoyKlef
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Favourites:
Artist Album Song
Radiohead Kid A Idioteque
Car Seat Headrest How to Leave Town The Ending of Dramamine
Massive Attack Mezzanine Inertia Creeps
Rage Against the Machine Evil Empire Ashes in the Fall
Death Grips The Money Store Spikes
Animal Collective Strawberry Jam Fireworks
Interpol Antics Public Pervert
Taylor Swift 1989 Style
Ariana Grande Sweetener Get Well Soon
The Dismemberment Plan Emergency & I You Are Invited
LISTEN UP HERE YOU LITTLE CUCK, WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE BITCH WIFE?
Favourites:
Film/Show/Franchise Character
Rango Rango
No Country for Old Men Anton Chigurh
Drive Driver
Fight Club Marla
Death Note L
Taxi Driver Travis
Looper Joe
It's Such a Beautiful Day Bill
Bill & Ted Bill & Ted :D
Back to the Future Marty McFly
The Boys Starlight
Re-Animator Herbert West
M.A.S.H. Frank Burns
Breaking Bad Skyler White
Mob Psycho 100 Ritsu
The Lego Movie Wyldstyle
The Emperor's New Groove Kuzco
Hetalia America
Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi
American Psycho Patrick Bateman
The Nightmare Before Christmas Sally
Scream Billy Loomis
The Mitchells vs. The Machines Aaron Mitchell

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