Welcome to my lairrrr...

This is my site. I hope you enjoy your time here because I think it is a wonderful experience. I LOVE WEB DESIGN more than anything! I hope the passion I put into this shows! I call it my project in the same way the Monster was Frankenstein's.

← THIS IS A PICTURE OF ME LOOKING MY BEST

Here you will get to see the BEST and WORST sides of me, the Webmaster. By best I am referring to the full scope of my awesomeness. By worst I am referring to the full scope of my autism. Now SCROLL.

I will now talk about MYSELF.

You will call me Krait even if you know my real name because I don't know you. There are currently 25 exceptions to this rule (Friend Counter).

I'm a boy, and I'm really good at being one. So good, in fact, that I use the boynouns (he/him), although I'm not very adamant about this.

As you could probably tell upon laying your eyes on the site I am AUTISTIC and very proud about it, downright narcissistic and insufferable. I think we need to find a cure. Not because autism is a disease, but because I am a hazard.

My favourite colour is orange.
I taught myself English.
I pick my nose. In public. I don't give a fuck.
I pee in the shower.
I read Homestuck twice.
I have 11 Scratch accounts.
I watch Jreg.
I think everyone should be allowed to say retard and faggot.

Also, I am acting like this for the funny. I think I'm a pretty approachable guy. If you want, go ahead and add me on Discord.

Now check out the rest of the site! Have fun! I double dog dare you.

Wanna link to my site? Here's my button!

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10/1/22

Revamped :D

14/05/22

Oh god it's been a whole month again. Welp. I'm working on a Sonic shrine (maybe I should actually make a page for shrines first but meh). I haven't had time to do a lot of coding though because of finals and stuff. Hopefully I'll have more time in the summer but we'll see.

13/04/22

Hey! So I know it's been a while since I updated... But this past week I've been working on my character page! Most of them are Homestuck OCs, but don't be fooled, I'm not really into Homestuck anymore. I just focus on fansessions if that makes sense, they're my new Homestuck. (I'm not into Vast Error either...) This totally comes off as denial, actually. But seriously I'm not really interested in having a prolonged discussion about Homestuck or Vast Error so I'm sorry for misleading you. ANYWAYS, I'm totally not gonna finish the characters page anytime soon, it'll take a super long time. I'm still messing with how the page looks and I'm not even done writing the first guy's bio. But I'm really confident.

05/04/22

So I'm working on the activity section and I like how it looks, I wasn't originally intending on the Earthbound gif marquee but I guess it's there now. I'm pretty proud of it since I winged it. Now I'm trying to figure out how to make the image open in a new tab on click... it doesn't seem to be working?! I'm pretty sure I have the code right... Oh well. Guess that's something new to learn! Edit: I figured it out!!! This whole time I was using a src attribute instead of href...oops. We all make dumb mistakes I guess.

04/04/22

Good morning wonderful people! I'm adding my friends and mutuals to my "friends" section and hopefully more buttons in the marquees. I gotta say I'm really happy with how my homepage is turning out. I've also been seeing new people following me... hello! I'll be adding you to that section shortly! Welcome and make yourself at home! By the way... I have a button now!!!

03/04/22

I added some gradients to my site since it looked kind of plain... I kind of love it. It looks crappy in the best way. I also added a bunch of buttons, I started at about 1400 and its 2100 now. This morning there were only the "Welcome", "About me" and changelog sections... now there's two marquees with tacky backgrounds and all! Also I'm watching Donnie Darko with my friends... it's pretty... interesting. (I love it.) Kielljoy might post a movie review on it! Please follow him if you haven't already! He's one of my best friends. Klef is another best friend and it's also on Neocities. Once my "friends" section is finished my other friends will get the spotlight too!

01/04/22

Phew! Made major updates to my site today. It finally feels like it's coming together. It should be a national holiday! Technically, it's the second of April now, but since I stayed up and didn't go to sleep... I count it as one day. Welp, I'm probably gonna go to bed now that I mention it... see you soon!

Some friends you can find on the internet: KIELLJOY, KLEF, SKELE, PAGEL, SKID, MIKAH, ALICE, MATI, WORRSKI, KENT, THEO, SELIN, LUCAS, TOTE, MIMI :D

Artist	Album	Song
Radiohead	Kid A	Idioteque
Car Seat Headrest	How to Leave Town	The Ending of Dramamine
Blur	Think Tank	Good Song
Lemon Demon	View Monster	The Machine
Massive Attack	Mezzanine	Inertia Creeps
Rage Against the Machine	Evil Empire	Snakecharmer
Death Grips	The Money Store	Blackjack
Animal Collective	Strawberry Jam	For Reverend Green
Interpol	Antics	Public Pervert
Taylor Swift	1989	Style
Ariana Grande	Sweetener	Get Well Soon
The Dismemberment Plan	Emergency & I	You Are Invited

Film/Show/Franchise	Character
Rango	Rango
No Country for Old Men	Anton Chigurh
Drive	Driver
Fight Club	Marla
Death Note	L
Taxi Driver	Travis
Looper	Joe
It's Such a Beautiful Day	Bill
Bill & Ted	Bill & Ted :D
Back to the Future	Marty McFly
The Boys	Starlight
Re-Animator	Herbert West
M.A.S.H.	Frank Burns
Breaking Bad	Skyler White
Mob Psycho 100	Ritsu
The Lego Movie	Wyldstyle
The Emperor's New Groove	Kuzco
Hetalia	America
Star Wars	Obi-Wan Kenobi
American Psycho	Patrick Bateman
The Nightmare Before Christmas	Sally
Scream	Billy Loomis
The Mitchells vs. The Machines	Aaron Mitchell

Developer	Title(s)	Favourite Characters
Brad Borne	Fancy Pants Adventures series	Fancy Pants
SEGA	Sonic the Hedgehog series Jet Set Radio	Sonic Gum
The Behemoth	Castle Crashers Alien Hominid Battleblock Theatre	Orange Knight Fat Kid Blacksmith Necromancer
Halfbrick Studios	Raskulls	Dragon Ninja

Author	Works
Tom Angleberger	Origami Yoda series
Franz Kafka	Children Running on a Country Road The Trial Metamorphosis The Shopkeeper Exposing a Confidence Trickster
Ray Bradbury	Fahrenheit 451 A Sound of Thunder
George Orwell	Nineteen Eighty-Four Animal Farm
Jeff Kinney	Diary of a Wimpy Kid series
Chuck Palahnuik	Fight Club Fight Club 2 Fight Club 3

ABOUT THE WEBMASTER

Now it's time to talk about me and this site for a little while longer. Stripping this back so your eyes can catch a break... you're welcome. Here's an edit of me as a rage comic (I would've drawn it myself but I lost my tablet pen thing a while ago so I have to work with a mouse like a retard).

I told you the essential stuff earlier but here I'll get a little deeper. A little more real. More RAW. I'll start peeling my skin off any second now.

I started this website in June 2021 after having moved on from Carrd (SCARY!) and formatted it like one because I was not very familiar with the spirit of a website. This is why I'm pretty lax on Carrd users attempting to make websites, they are getting used to a completely new world. Sometimes their site layouts imitate what they're used to and I think that's totally fine as they get used to the potential of web building. I mention this at all because I'm familiar with a lot of people on NC who have some weird vendetta against users who migrate from Carrd and TikTok... which is a total fucking waste of energy.

Anyway, in April 2022 I finally made DISMAS v2 which was a radical change from the previous layout. I made it using Grid (as I did with the first and second sections of this page) to practice what I had learned after almost a year of inactivity. I look back on it pretty fondly, but I like the current look the most. It's probably the thing I'm the proudest of.

Aside from messing around on Brackets, I like to draw and write. I think I'm pretty good at all three of these things, but I have a lot left to learn as many of us do (don't look at the CSS on this page for your own good). My best destressors at the moment are music and going for drives. I also love talking to my friends, of course.

I've always liked old technology but I wouldn't say I was a fanatic. I don't really collect things, I kind of just look at them, but there's a Gameboy somewhere in the house I used to play with, for instance. I also asked for a typewriter in 6th grade that's still in great condition aside from the food stains on the casing, LOL. But my interest in older technology was rekindled when my iPhone 6 died. I was thinking, "What can I use to stay in contact with my friends and make memories at school?" So I've been looking into a lot of stuff like cameras and older telephones. I want a job to raise money for these things. I'm already practicing how to text on a cell!

I have a lot of hope for my future, I want to become an opthalmologist. One day I'll be helping all my friends with their eye troubles... really excited for whenever that may be. That's all for now...